Dominate Your Prep

You’ve tried to do disaster prep before? How far did you get? Most people don’t finish! Even if you’re already partially prepared, you’re in the right place. Our Disaster Bundle is designed to keep you moving toward your prep goals by eliminating surprises and making it fun!

Do you secretly miss doing homework? You’re in luck. We’ve brought back the unbeatable combo of textbook and workbook that kept you in gold stars and green checkmarks every day of your young life. The Disaster Playbook and I Will Thrive Manual are here to make acing your self-imposed Disaster Prep 101 class easy. Break out the highlighters. There’s prepping to do.

Neither do we. It’s way too easy to find hardcore prepper literature… and not so easy to find guides for families who don’t fantasize about living underground. Until now! The Here Comes the Apocalypse Disaster Bundle is made by and for people who want to be sufficiently prepared without making it their entire personalities. We understood the assignment: comprehensive, not obsessive. 

Yes, you can! Well, probably not for FREE… you’ll likely have to buy some gear, no matter what. We developed a disaster prep system that eases some of the most difficult parts of preparing (organizing, collecting useful information, motivating action, and more) to make it easier for busy families to complete disaster plans. We’ve found that most people who try to prepare alone are very likely to give up on the process before they finish. The Disaster Playbook gives you a discrete set of tasks, and the end is always in sight. We hope you’ll find its attributes as valuable as we do!

That’s quitter talk! It’s never too late. If your house is already on fire, put it out and then prepare so you’re ready next time.

Yes and no. Despite the current arguments about how much tax money we can spend on actual public goods before we succumb to The Dreaded Socialism, government services are in no way unlimited. Alert and recovery systems are fairly robust, but could easily be stretched super thin by extreme weather events. People who practice what to do in dangerous scenarios, have supplies to get them through the hardest part, and can quickly access important information immediately after a disaster experience less suffering. Do you like your suffering mild, medium, or spicy? Prepare accordingly.

We are literally laughing to keep from crying. We have seen the extreme end of disasters firsthand, and know that even that experience is not enough to motivate us to finish our disaster prep. Thousands of households are not prepared, and have no motivation to prepare, despite being both extremely online and extremely in harm’s way. The jokes are to keep you engaged and moving forward. We would do handstands and back flips and spin plates if it would get more people to gather supplies and make plans, but all we know how to do is make jokes. We really hope it works.